There are quite a few high-visibility types on our various yet-to-be-regulated social channels, who parade their apparent enthusiasm for our predominant British winter weather facet – dreek wetness – by posting rain selfies, forced grinning into a spattered camera. You can almost smell the damp nylon kagoules.
Don’t misunderstand me – outdoor exercise has been a saving grace for all of us able to avail ourselves of it, and if you are in the right conditions (wrapped up very warm, in a picturesque location, heading towards the racing certainty of hot chocolate and a toasted teacake), a shower of rain at the walk’s end can be embraced and welcomed, admired for the pretty reflections it creates, enthused about due to its life-giving properties to plant life and the refilling of rivers and reservoirs. But let’s face it, otherwise, it’s just pretty miserable, isn’t it?
In all probability, there is a bye-law somewhere that says you have to at least pretend to enjoy getting drenched with monotonous regularity to be allowed unhindered access to footpaths. Sure, if you are lucky enough to be walking through the Lake District, it’s a bit churlish to expect dawn-to-dusk sunshine and the surrounding landscapes are magnificent under threatening clouds, and watching a rainstorm traverse Ullswater, backlit by intermittent shafts of sunlight, is wondrous. If, however, your context is That Circuit Around Your Neighbourhood which the ‘current difficulties’ oblige you to perambulate by default, then doing so whilst having your face washed by the wind is not fully conducive with joie de vivre.
At times, you can feel entirely like Rob Mckenna the Rain God, needing only a waterproof notebook and pencil to document another new variety of precipitation as it seeps down the collar of your innermost top layer to chill your spine.
Yeah, it’s raining today and no, I don’t feel like going out in it at all.